Bart: I want to buy a copy of Bonestorm, here's 99 cents.

CBG: Huh. Allow me to summarise the proposed transaction. You wish to
purchase Bonestorm for 99 cents, net profit to me, negative 59
dollars.

(CBG opens the till)

CBG: Oh, oh, please take my 59 dollars, I don't want it, it's yours.

(Bart reaches for the money)

CBG: Er, er, er. Seeing as we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close
the register at this point, and state that 99 cents is the rental
price.

Bart: Oh, then may I please rent it, please?

CBG: No you may not, I am all out, though I do have a surprising amount
of Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge.

Marge Be Not Proud (Episode 3F07)
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