CBG: Last night's Itchy & Scratchy was, without a doubt, the worst
episode ever. Rest assured I was on the internet within minutes
registering my disgust throughout the world.

Bart: Hey, I know it wasn't great, but what right do you have to complain?

CBG: As a loyal viewer, I feel they owe me.

Bart: What? They're giving you thousands of hours of entertainment for
free. What could they possibly owe you? I mean, if anything, you
owe them.

CBG: Worst episode ever.

The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show (Episode 4F12)
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