Collector:
Ah ha! Not even Xena is a match for the double-edged lightsaber from "Star
Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace!" (takes it out of the package and
activates it)

Lawless:
(gasps) You removed it from its original packaging!

Collector:
No! It's no longer a collectible! (staggers backward until he crashes
through a railing and plunges into the Lucite tank)

Lawless:
(walks up to the railing and frees herself from the pouch)
What a nerd.

Treehouse of Horror X: Desperately Xeeking Xena (Episode BABF01)
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