(At the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con)

CBG: Someone has mixed an "Amazing Spiderman" in with the "Peter Parker -
The Spectacular Spiderman" series. This will not stand.

Woman: Pardon me, but I wish to tender a serious cash offer for this stack
of water damaged Little Lulus.

CBG: Huh, "A" that is not water, it is Diet Mr. Pibb, and "B" I... (CBG
turns to look at the woman) Ohh... Err... Tell me, how do you feel
about 45 year old virgins who still live with their parents?

Woman: Comb the Sweet Tarts out of your beard and you're on.

CBG: Don't try to change me baby.

Mayored To The Mob (Episode AABF05)
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